The Fat Rum Pirate
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Rums: avg 3.5/5 · median 4/5 · range 0.5–5 · 944 rated
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An Australian spiced rum blended from Papua New Guinea and Fiji rums, spiced and bottled in Australia by Jonny Croft's Small Batch Spirits Company, named after the John Frum cargo cult of Vanuatu/Melanesia. Bottled around 38.5% ABV with no added sugar.
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