The Fat Rum Pirate
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Rums: avg 3.5/5 · median 4/5 · range 0.5–5 · 949 rated
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Captain Morgan Original Dark Rum
Captain MorganSpiritsRum
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Budget basic
Does the job and doesn't pretend otherwise. Bottom-third reviews at a bottom-third price. RumX drinkers give it 5/10 across 107 ratings, vs. 7.1/10 for the typical rum (730 rated). The Fat Rum Pirate gives it 1/5, vs. 4/5 for the typical rum (921 rated).
Dark rum bottled at 40% ABV, made with a blend of Caribbean rums and spices, offering flavors of rich caramel, aged oak, dark brown sugar, toffee, and ripe banana.
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