The Fat Rum Pirate
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Rums: avg 3.5/5 · median 4/5 · range 0.5–5 · 949 rated
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You can do better for the money. Bottom-third reviews at a mid-range price. RumX drinkers give it 6.2/10 across 14 ratings, vs. 7.1/10 for the typical rum (730 rated). The Fat Rum Pirate gives it 2.5/5, vs. 4/5 for the typical rum (921 rated).

Tiki Lovers Dark Rum is a Caribbean blend produced for Haromex/The Bitter Truth, combining 2-3 year old Jamaican pot-still rum (Hampden Estate) with pot/column blended Barbados rum (Foursquare), rounded out with a splash of column-distilled Trinidadian and Guyanese rums. Bottled at 57% ABV ("Zombie" strength) with caramel coloring added, it won Best Overproof Rum at the 2011 Berlin Rum Festival and is designed as a rich, spicy mixing rum for tiki cocktails.
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$27.00
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